I married myself a Bad Boy. He was wild, had long hair, a leather jacket, a chopper motorcycle, and a switchblade in his boot. Even when he was cleaned up and wearing a nice suit he looked like he would kill you if you looked at him wrong.
I was in love. Momma was scared for my life. My girlfriend said he was "musty."
Then something happened, I don't know what. He cut his hair, got a respectable job, and sold his motorcycle. Now he drives my Granny Ride.
He was up early this morning playing on the Internet and didn't hear me behind him. I expected him to be looking at hot bimbo lesbian porn or something like that. You know what I caught him Googling???
Ziggurats of Mesopotamia, Sumerian water wheels, and ancient Assyrian history.
Who stole my bad boy and left me this geek?
He needs to find that switchblade again and cut the tape off his glasses.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Who Stole my Bad Boy???
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4 comments:
hahaha no more bad boy.
still sounds like a bad boy to me..can't figure him out? bad boy..ha
Just in case you didn't know, ziggurats are HOT.
..and the Sumerian water wheels!..What a ride!
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