Hubby thinks there is a conspiracy among women. He claims we use our feminine wiles to control, cajole and manipulate men to do our bidding. Then we tell them they're doing it wrong.
He's correct but I'll never admit that to him. We teach this to the young girlings starting sometime just after potty training.
But the fact is girls are hardwired with this ability. The more time spent around the male of the species, the faster the skills sharpen. Yes, we old crones pass along pointers to the younger generation every now and then, but they do quite well on their own, thank you very much.
As an example, a recent conversation with my eleven-year-old niece Jen:
Jen: Did you see my new bowling ball?
(A glorious purple sparkly thing, custom drilled for her tiny hands. Nice ball bag too, and shoes.)
Me: Very nice! Why do you have your own ball? Do you go bowling a lot???
Jen: No, not really. We went once then Daddy bought me a ball. You know how he is.
Me: Spoils you rotten, huh?
Jen: Yep.
Me: Take advantage of that while you've got the opportunity kid.
Jen: Oh, I intend to.
Sometime you guys just make it easy.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
The Conspiracy of Women
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I predict a bright shiny automobile in that girl's future... about six years from now.
Oh man, Daddy has no idea what all he's in for!
*smiles*
Being the youngest daughter of eight (with five other sisters), I can SO relate to this. :)
Oh she is working it so young!
Random - Probably a Jag for her 16th birthday. (rolls eyes) As messy as this child is you wouldn't want to sit in it a month later.
Chickie - It's all his fault anyway. :)
Miss HP - You learned at the feet of the masters.
Sage - She is one. sharp. cookie.
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